Assifications Review

Assifications

Review date: 31-Mar-2010

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Trial: $2.95 1 day
Monthly: $26.95
Multi-Mo: $53.95 3 months
Please note: The prices may be different outside of the US.

69/100

Site Online Since : 16-Apr-2006 Site updates : No updates Exclusive : Exclusive	Main category : Anal Sex (11)
Site video galleries amount : 44 Video type : 640x480 pixels WMV (downloadable) 640x480 pixels MPEG (downloadable) 640x480 pixels Flash	Has video downloads : Yes DRM: No Video features : Full Scenes: Yes Multi-Bandwidth: Yes No Download Limit: Yes
Billings : Local Billing Alternative Billing : Cell Phone, Online Check Crossales : Yes - 2 Sites Checked	Site picture galleries amount : 27 Image features : ZIP Files: Yes
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Intro : Assification is a site for all those men who love sexy babes getting fucked in the butt. These aren't just your typical anal sex videos - the content here goes deeper than most hardcore anal that you've seen before. The sexy chicks get ripped apart with double penetrations and massive insertions. The best part is that the girls love every inch of it. There is a nice collection of videos to check out here and lots of bonuses to enjoy.

Review followup : The content at Assifications should definitely live up to your expectations. First of all, the models are all really horny and love to take big cocks up their asses. Even if the girls are acting, they still are impressive with how they handle these beasts. You will appreciate the many different styles of models including your standard busty blondes, spicy Latinas, and Euro chicks with accents. Along with the variety of models, there are also some nice variations within the niche. All of the videos are anal but the frisky models go about getting plugged in different ways. There isn't much of a plotline to these anal videos and they go straight to the hardcore. Expect to see holes that are really gaping open after getting pumped or taking DP along with nice anal creampies.

Even though this site has been around for a few years, it was never on a regular update schedule. Since March 2009, there hasn't been an update at all. As a result, the video collection is pretty small with just 44 movies. At least they are all full length at around 25 minutes each. The quality of these videos in on par with the standard of a few years back. You can download in WMV format at 480x360 at 900 Kbps or MPEG at 640x480 900 Kbps. There is also a Flash streaming option though there is no full screen option. At least it uploads really quickly. There are some nice viewing options such as the full movie or clips. Also, all the videos have matching picture galleries with around 100 photos each. They look nice in high quality and can be downloaded as zip sets.

The Assifications site design is really nice looking and makes it easy to enjoy the content there. There are a few advertisements but they aren't too distracting. The actual navigation is set up for the entire network though. This means that you can't search for subcategories within the site. There really isn't such a large collection to merit these search options but it would be a nice perk. At the very least, I'd like to see an option for filtering content by the member rating. As for the network, you can easily search for more anal sex videos and will get a huge list of results.

Assifications is part of the All Elite Pass which you get access to with your membership. This includes 79 exclusive sites, several more nonexclusive sites and thousands of bonus DVDs. According to the network stats, there are 38,508 scenes and 267,105 photos that you can view. This seems exaggerated but there is still a lot here to enjoy. Almost all the sites have the same level of extreme hardcore that Assifications offers so you can look forward to lots of wild fucking in many niches. There are many anal sites plus sites in categories from creampies to sleep porn. I did a network search for the anal niche and got over 600 results. Since there are about 4 network updates daily, you are not going to get bored with this pass!

The membership price of Assifications is a bit steep at $30 a month compared to other sites. Just considering Assifications without the bonus sites, I'd still say the site is worth it because of the hardcore content. With the access to such a huge network, $30 seems like a pretty good deal.

Freetour promises : If you are an ass man, then you've got to be thrilled for a site which promises "ripe asses getting smacked cheek to cheek". Judging from the sample clips, this is a pretty accurate description. There is enough good-looking sample content to make it seem like you will get a lot of ass fucking videos in the members area. The tour doesn't make any real promises expect that you also get 15 bonus sites with your membership.

Impression : When I first entered, I was actually taken directly to the network homepage. I had to click myself through to the Assifications page. Judging from all the thumbnails, these videos are going to be very dirty and on the extreme side of hardcore. Just at first glance, I noticed some DP and gaping holes. Fan of the anal porn niche are bound to get excited just looking at these video options.

Conclusion : It is really disappointing that this site isn't updating anymore. The content is really some of the best hardcore anal that you will find, assuming that you like things a bit on the extreme side. Without updates though, there isn't nearly enough content to justify a membership to this site alone. No updates also means that the videos don't look very hot in the lower quality. If you are signing up for Assifications, it should be for the bonus content. The All Elite Pass has an amazing collection of all sorts of porn for you to enjoy, including lots of anal sex videos. For that, it is worth paying $30 a month.

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