Contortionist Review

Contortionist

Review date: 10-Apr-2010

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Cost:
Trial: $1.00 3 days
Monthly: $38.80
Multi-Mo: $58.80 90 days
1 Year: $95.76 (non-recurring)
Please note: The prices may be different outside of the US.

77/100

Site Online Since : 24-Jun-1998 Site updates : Monthly Exclusive : Exclusive	Main category : Sports (3)
Site video galleries amount : 24 Video type : 1280x720 pixels WMV (downloadable) 848x480 pixels Flash	Has video downloads : Yes DRM: No Video features : Full Scenes: Yes No Download Limit: Yes
Billings : Epoch, Local Billing Alternative Billing : Online Check Crossales : Yes - 1 Site Checked	Site picture galleries amount : 24 Image features : ZIP Files: Yes
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Intro : If you had a sexy young contortionist, what would you do with her? This site takes those fantasies and makes them into a twisted up reality. Young cuties get their bodies tangled up like pretzels wrapped around a hard sausage. Not only are they bent to the limit, their tight pussies are also stretched to the max. Get ready to see some amazing splits, legs over head, backwards toe sucking and acrobatic fucking.

Review followup : You don't need some cheesy porno plot in order to see sexy cuties stretching into amazing positions. Each of the scenes starts out with a short interview with the acrobatic babes. They demonstrate all their amazing positions while barely clad in their panties or other hot lingerie. All of these chicks are capable of doing the splits at minimum. When they put their legs behind the head, you get the most amazing cameltoes. These chicks really know how to tease and just the warm up stretching is enough to get you going. Once the fucking begins, the display of acrobatics gets really amazing - these guys think of every position that you didn't realize was possible. The only downside about the scenes is that the cameraman talks way too much.

It is a shame that there are only 24 videos here and the site isn't really updating. Even though the videos last up to 45 minutes, you just aren't getting enough content to satisfy your cravings. Then again, it would take a lot of contortionists before you could ever really get enough of these amazing babes. Since Contortionist has been around since 2008, the scene count is really low. The site seems like it has started updating but it is hard to be sure what is going on. The other sites in this same network aren't regularly updating so I don't have high expectations here in regards to new content.

There is some variation in the video quality but, overall, it is pretty nice. You can download in Windows Media Player format at 1280x720 res at 3100 Kbps and there is Flash streaming at 720x548 res. Unfortunately, these are your only two choices though you can also download the scenes in clips of about 6 minutes each. The videos have high quality photo galleries with about 200 pictures per set. They look nice at 1024x682 and can be downloaded as zip sets. While the site design is pretty nice, there aren't many navigation tools to help you get around. There also aren't really any search options here. For this one small site, it isn't an issue but can be a problem if you are looking through the entire network. The really annoying thing is all the advertisements on the pages. The site overall lacks any extra features such as model bios or member interactivity.

Contortionist is part of a larger network called Reality Gang. With your membership, you are getting access to all of their 36 sites. Some of these have really great themes, like Teen Hitchhikers, Euro Bride Tryouts, and Right Off the Boat. The problem is that none of these sites are really something great on their own: they have small video collections, no or infrequent updates and generally are a low quality. Still, you are getting over 1000 videos here to watch and all of them are exclusive. You also get a small collection of streaming clips that are probably taken from DVDs. Compared to other porn networks, the price tag here is really hefty. Membership will cost you $40 a month. If you go for the trial, you are only getting limited access and don't get a real idea of how much content is actually here.

Freetour promises : These hot honeys will bend in every position just to take a big cock deer up their tight pie holes. This acrobatic sex gets really twisted until you wonder how the chicks don't break. All the chicks here are young and a lot of them are amateurs. Well, at least amateurs in the porno world because they have a great future in gymnastics ahead of them too. This is all exclusive content and you are also getting an entire network of bonus sites with your membership of $40 a month.

Impression : Holy crap! These chicks are amazing!!! Let's just say that the images of these babes bent up like pretzels really made a nice first impression. Just at first glance, you can see that these hotties spend a lot of time stretching out their limbs and some are really acrobatic. It looks like they are getting a lot of extra practice in these hardcore videos. The fucking takes place in a nice variety of positions. I'm just disappointed that there isn't a blooper section here. I bet there were some really amusing outtakes.

Conclusion : Contortionist fails on just about every single aspect: there is a small video collection, random updates, and only mediocre video quality. However, the content here almost triumphs over all these failings. After all, there aren't so many sites that are giving you cute babes who can do gymnastics during hardcore sex. If the membership weren't so expensive, this would make it worth signing up to just this one site for a month. The bonus content will keep you entertained after you get through the 21 videos at Contortionist but, again, they aren't worth the high price of membership. If you are still curious about seeing these flexible chicks in action though, go ahead and pay for a month - just cancel your membership afterwards.

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