Euro Bride Tryouts Review

Euro Bride Tryouts

Review date: 10-Apr-2010

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Cost:
Trial: $1.00 3 days
Monthly: $38.80
Multi-Mo: $58.80 90 days
1 Year: $95.76 (non-recurring)
Please note: The prices may be different outside of the US.

73/100

Site Online Since : 14-Jul-2003 Site updates : Monthly Exclusive : Exclusive	Main category : Reality (27)
Site video galleries amount : 55 Video type : 640x480 pixels WMV (downloadable) 640x480 pixels Flash	Has video downloads : Yes DRM: No Video features : Full Scenes: Yes No Download Limit: Yes
Billings : Epoch, Local Billing Alternative Billing : Online Check Crossales : Yes - 1 Site Checked	Site picture galleries amount : 55 Image features : ZIP Files: Yes
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Intro : A couple of guys go to Europe and put ads in the paper for hot Euro wives. Sexy babes come to apply and are willing to do anything to prove they are the perfect brides. The guys really put these chicks to the test with cooking, ironing and lots of hardcore fucking. There is nothing quite like taking advantage of a desperate chick, especially when she is hot and exotic. Of course, none of the girls get a ring after the performance but at least they seem to enjoy themselves.

Review followup : You've got to love the babes from Hungary, Czech Republic and those other exotic Eastern European destinations. These chicks are gorgeous with bodies like milk maids but are kinky like porno stars. It doesn't hurt that the babes are also desperate for a US passport at any cost. When they see an ad looking for a Euro bride, the chicks rush over to the American guys for a tryout. These reality scenes are all pretty much the same. The chick arrives and is told to demonstrate her cooking, cleaning or ironing abilities. We never really get to see this because the girls don't quite understand - they do understand what to do when the guy take his cock out though. Since one of the sexiest things about Euro chicks is their accents, you will be really disappointed with how little these girls speak. The annoying Americans jabber on about a wife's duties and you don't hear more than a few words out of the babes' mouths. Some of these videos even look like they were filmed in LA so maybe the girls have already lost their sexy Euro accent. The hardcore action is pretty nice though nothing you wouldn't expect from any other porn site that gives you various positions and some anal.

The videos here are all exclusive but the collection is pretty small. There are only 66 scenes in total even though the site has been around for several years. Obviously, the site isn't updating its content regularly. It seems like there have been a few updates since the last time we looked at this site but it is hard to tell because there are no dates on the videos. I would be surprised if you get even one update monthly. At least the videos last a full 45 minutes and they each have photo galleries with around 200 pictures per set.

The video quality varies here but it is never really anything exciting. At best, you are getting 352x240 res at 1400 kbps in Windows Media Player format, which is your only download option. You can download in full or clips which last around 6 minutes each. There is also a Flash streaming option which is 720x548 at best but often in a lower quality. Pictures look decent at 748x499 and can be downloaded as zip files or viewed in a slideshow. Even though the Euro Bride Tryouts site is pretty small, the site still needs some navigation improvements. It can take several clicks to get around here. Also, there are so many advertisements everywhere that they really can be distracting.

With your membership to Euro Bride Tryouts, you are getting complete access to the Reality Gang network. This means a total of 36 sites and just over 1100 exclusive videos. Some of the sites have really great themes and are worth checking out like Contortionist, Teen Hitchhikers, and Cheerleader Auditions. The quality is pretty low throughout the network though and there are few updates coming in. You also get about 40 small clips from DVDs in streaming as an extra bonus. Be careful with all the ads throughout the site - they look like bonus material but are really third party paysites.

Freetour promises : European chicks answer a classified ad looking for brides. Too bad the INS doesn't put sucking, fucking and getting creamed on as requirements for citizenship because these girls are willing to do all of that for US passports. Of course, the girls have to pass the Euro Bride Tryouts before they can be considered as future wives. This basically consists of them getting nasty while wearing a white veil. All this content is exclusive and in high quality. Plus, you get 35 bonus sites with your membership.

Impression : I don't recognize any of the girls in the thumbnail pictures here, which is a good sign considering that they are supposed to be Euro amateurs. I am a bit confused why they have American names like Liz and Jennifer though. When I watched one of the videos, I was pretty disappointed at how little the chick talked so I didn't get to hear any sexy accent. The site seems pretty neglected overall too so I am a bit skeptical about this site.

Conclusion : When it comes to Euro babes, we want to see new, exotic faces and hear some dirty talk in a sexy accent. Euro Bride Tryouts delivers on the first part but really fails on the second. Normally, I would complain that there is too much talking in a reality porn video. Here, it actually frustrates me how little the chicks speak during these scenes. The theme could have been great if the girls were allowed to tell why they'd be the perfect wife and then prove it. However, this site ends up looking just like a lot of other mediocre porn sites. With no updates, even the network access doesn't make this worth the high membership fee.

You can check all this by yourself.